I still think it looks like the hairy asshole in a stained tank top who parks his truck on the lawn of a house party to which he wasn't invited, and then he drinks all of the cheapest beer and ends up clogging the toilet with vomit before drunkenly attempting to fix it with the end result being a $300 renovation to the … » 4/18/14 12:39am Today 12:39am

I don't care for the rims or the grille inserts, but I would daily the fuck out of that thing. Hell, I'd track it, too. And I'd always park next to the pristine vintage cars at shows just to mess with them. But truthfully, that is an oddly beautiful minivan and I want it. » 4/17/14 1:47pm Yesterday 1:47pm

Got pulled over and searched last night.

I was out for a drive just to be out for a drive, so when the officer pulled me over and asked where I was coming from, I had no answer. I just said I'd been driving around for a bit just for the sake of doing it, which wasn't a lie. It sure sounded like one, though, since I was apparently heading toward campus about a … » 4/17/14 12:00pm Yesterday 12:00pm